Ara! Some of you may think that it's way to early for New Years but surely you are welcome to celebrate the coming of a new year!

Minna-san! Thank you for the gifts (You know who you are!) ! I will treasure them forever! I hope you liked the gifts I left you as well!

I'm sure that in the future, they will serve their purpose well! And when I mean the future, I meant for next year!

After New Years, you all can realize, Valentines is coming! Isn't that wonderful?

[OOC: Kafuka gave all the guys a school girl uniform while the girls get what appears to be a dominatrix costume. YES, I'M VERY LATE. D|; Um...yeah sorry. I'm a boring person.]

Hey, everyone! I had a dream last night!

It was a strange dream. Buddha came to me and told me that I was ready to go!

Ara! Perhaps my journey to leave this place has finally come true!

Minna-san, thank you for everything! I'm glad to have met you all! You should all stop by my place some time and Itoshiki-sensei will treat us with some dango!

Purple Accountant-san! Welcome home!

[OOC: I can't go on. D| ]

.........Itoshiki-sensei!

The world is wonderful, ain't it? Yesterday, I saw the most wonderful moon! It was bright and round like a pearl! Maybe, tonight it will still be there! Ara, would you like to view it with me under the sakura trees(the mansion will surely provide us with those!)?

We'll need lots of sake and snacks! Full moon viewing is always such a magical event! Perhaps we may even witness the rabbit upon the moon and he would give us some of his handmade mochi!

I wonder what everyone at school is doing right now! Even though we're all far apart, we are all under the same moon ne? If we look at the moon hard enough, maybe it might transport us back home! I think that this possibility exists!

[OOC: D: *scratches head* Losing my Kafukaness. X(]

Ne, minna-san! Christmas is very much coming soon! What presents would you like for Christmas?

I'm sure that all your wishes will be granted if you start being good right now! In fact, if you were twice as good as you were, Santa-san will give you two gifts for Christmas! If you were a million times as good as you were before, Santa-san will give you a MILLION gifts! Isn't that wonderful! I'm sure everyone will be inspired to do good now!

Itoshiki-sensei! For being such a wonderful teacher, I'm sure you will receive something great this year for Christmas! He may even grant that wish of facial hair you have desiring about!

Also, I've heard about Thanksgiving abroad! It seems like such a wonderful idea to celebrate about everything that you have received throughout the year! Yes! It would be wonderful for everyone right now to recall all the good things that happened to them this year! Ara! Sensei! Maybe you should do a quiz about how many things we are grateful about this year! I'm sure people would think of a lot of things that are good!

I've compiled one myself right now!

- Ha**hi finally realizing her feelings for T**aki.
- The release of Sh***gan no S**na season 2
- The ending of the future arc of K**ekyo **tman Re**rn

Hmm! It's still ongoing right now but I'm sure there's a lot more that's good this year!

Minna-san! What were the good things that happened to you this year?

Seems like the mansion refuses to let me leave! Ara! Could it be that it's afraid of letting me go? Don't worry, Mansion-san! I'm sure to come back so it's okay if I go for a while on my epic journey of self discovery! Kamisama will surely protect me! I'll make sure to bring back souvenirs for everyone!

Pink Supervisor! Where have you gone? Don't tell me YOU went on another journey! How diligent you are and determined! Please, take me with you next time, Itoshiki-sensei! I'm sure it would be more fun if you had company along with you! It'll clearly be exciting!

Although, I think the mansion will be sad if I leave so I guess I'll have to stay here for the time being! This is the least I could do for this amazing mansion!

My, I wonder when I'll be able to wake up from this amazing dream! I'm sure to wake up soon enough but I would love to stay as well!

Minna-san! I have to ask! Do you know a way to become a god?

[OOC: Orz. What kind of question is that. I dunno. *dumbed* Kafuka's just curious? Bored? Maybe. I dunno.]

Ara! I'm back in my room! I don't remember what happened before I got here but I'm sure it was something that was very fun and that's why I passed out! How long was I asleep? I'm sure that people must've wondered where I went! I think it's wonderful to have people caring about you!

I just woke up right now and the day is just beautiful! The birds are chirping and the postman is waving at me to say hello! I should be getting ready for school right now but it seems like I still haven't woken up from this wonderful dream! But Pink Supervisor is here so maybe I can still go to school if he is here! I should visit him right now! I'm positive that he would want someone to be with him and stop him from trying to be tall!

Halloween seems to be getting closer and closer as well! I wonder what I should be for Halloween?

I want to be a god! Or a pororocian.

Minna-san! What're you guys going to be for Halloween! I have an idea! Why don't you let me choose for you? I'm positive it's a wonderful idea and would work effectively!

I should be going on my journey now but somehow my heart is telling me that Pink Supervisor must come with me but it seems he is busy with celebrating Halloween! He seems to enjoy frightening the people with his scary stories about the government! Isn't it wonderful that he's very much into the spirit of Halloween! Perhaps, even I should begin celebrating Halloween as well! Hikikomori-chan at home would have portrayed such a wonderful Sadako!

There are plenty of people getting ready for the occasion! I want to help to but I've been thinking how I may be able to help make that day even more beautiful! Ara! Maybe I should try and find some ornaments to decorate the house with! But how do I get some? I'm sure people would be able to get some if they wished really hard for it! The mansion truly is a wonderful and miraculous place of where you're deepest desires would come true!

Itoshiki-sensei! Mr. Black Miner! Mr. Green Palm Tree! Let's celebrate Halloween together after I am finished on my journey! For now, I'll be off since I'm all set to go! It truly has been a wonderful time here in the mansion, I surely will come back!

[goes off to the outside]

Ara, what's everyone worried about? Should I be worried too? Missing memories? I just went back after almost entering the forest because I forgot why I was going on a journey. I guess it was a bad idea to try and leave the mansion like Xaldin-san said.

It seems that people are beginning to lose memories! I knew it! I knew something would probably go wrong! Now, I can't go on my journey! Do I even want to go on a journey? I don't care anymore! Everything is just horrible! I wish this event would be over soon. I can't think straight and my head really hurts when I try to remember something. I know I'm not always like this but I can't remember what I used to be. I hope people can help me remember.

I'm not so sure if anything will ever be the same either. I wonder if people are experiencing the same type of memory loss as I am. But it seems like there are a lot far more worse than my case. They're actually losing real memories! I'm a bit sad for them. I wonder if I can help but I doubt I am capable of doing such a thing. But I'll try my best anyway!

Hey, that felt good! I wonder if I used to be positive, I hope so! Feeling like this makes me happy!

If anyone needs any help remembering, I think I can help you. I still have memories from past up to now, maybe if I know you, I can remind you who you are or what you're trying to remember!

[OOC: KAFUKA FORGOT HOW TO BE POSITIVE! Dun dun DUN! DX, SHE IS HUMAN AFTER ALL.]

Ara! What's this I've been hearing about forgetting memories! Nothing as horrible as that could possibly happen so close to me! That's right! I'm sure that everyone is just dazed from staring at these wonderful mushrooms that's been starting to bloom all over the place! They must be that amazing and powerful!

Maybe we should make them into a stew! I sure the taste would be wonderful! They're so colorful and cute! Maybe I should raise them! I've already started watering them when they came into my room! My room has never been so wonderful colorful! I feel like I really in wonderland! Isn't it amazing?

Don't worry, everyone! I'm sure that what was said to happen will never happen! All you have to do is pray and surely happiness will return to you! Right now, I am packing for my epic journey of self discovery! I know that when I do this, I will be able to meet Pink Supervisor! I am so excited!

Ara! I wonder what I should pack! Ah!

I wonder if Purple Accountant-san can fit in here?

Oh! I have to ask everyone so they wouldn't feel so worried about the rumors! I'm sure that by answering these questions, you will come to understand that you have nothing to worry about forgetting!



[OOC: Strikes? What strikes? XD]

At last, my cold is finally gone! It must have been Kamisama, who has performed this glorious miracle! Or maybe I possibly developed an immunity to all diseases! How wonderful is that?

My, how long has it been since I've been inside this wonderful mansion! I've met so many generous and kind people! I have always wondered if Mr. Pink Supervisor has ever arrived here. I'm sure that wherever he is, he is always thinking of me and my health. Such a wonderful person!

I would also like to thank Mr. Black Miner who has always been with me throughout my whole experience in this amazing place! He has done so many nice things for me and I think that in the future when he has become reincarnated, his wish of becoming anything he wants may be granted by his good karma!

Purple Accountant-san, you are also amazing! Despite your seniority over me, you have treated me equally! Also, you have continued to watch over me and guided me whenever I am in need of guidance! You truly are an accountant who accounts everything!

Ara, Mr. Green Palm Tree! You as well as Purple Accountant-san have such amazing youthful appearances. Even though you may deny it, you could possibly use it to it's fullest potential and become even more amazing! Sometimes, you may seem like a sour puss but I believe it is only you trying to hide away your shyness! Don't worry! There's nothing to be afraid of! I will always be your friend!

To everyone else, you have all been amazing during my stay here! It was wonderful from when I have arrived, to the lovely campfire that happened the day after I arrived, to the flying puppies, and until now!

Minna-san! Dozo yoroshiku onegai shimasu! (Everyone, please take care of me from now on!)

VOICE POST

[coughs]

Ara. I seem to be coming down with something. I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks! Although, I think I will possibly have difficulty trying to communicate with everyone but it's alright, I'm sure like many people have agreed upon: eyes are just as good as communicating as the mouth! I'm positive than even though I may not be able to speak, my words will have been able to enter people's hearts just as the same! All they have to do is to look in to my eyes and then they'll be able to heed my desires!

[coughs]

I wonder where the doctor is! I liked visiting Zetsumei-sensei, the last time I had a cold! I wonder if he's here as well as Mr. Pink Supervisor! Ara. I think it's time to test the power of eye communication by asking people where the doctor is through my eyes!

[OOC: Seems like Kafuka can't directly talk to anyone. She'll attempt to stare at your eyes and send you a message. Up to your own choice what you think she's trying to tell you but I bet you can hear "I want to kill you." XD Yes, tis a short post.]

Ara! The school has really been amazing! A lot of things have been happening in just one day! I'm sure that everything will be okay, everyone! Just as long as you believe in yourself, you will be alright! You should use your skills to the fullest in order to survive school! Everyone is bound to have a special talent!

Lately, there seems to be people trying to start a concert in the school! A lot of smoke and loud bangs have been heard throughout the halls! I'm sure the concert will go well from the sound of it! People have been running away from the sounds but they shouldn't be afraid of it! Music, no matter how horrible it might sound, should be appreciated because it's something people can use to express their inner feelings to other people! Other people say that it was actually bombs going off but nothing so dangerous could possibly be so close to me! That's something that I can't believe in! I believe that Kamisama will surely protect me and wouldn't probably want me to be harmed by things that may only appear in television!

I'm sure that the concert will be successful after a little practice! And maybe if they toned the volume a bit lower!

My, just now, a giant mouse passed by! Kamisama? Buddha? Is that you?

Ara! Someone's been drilling holes into the school walls and most of the school property is covered in cheese! I wonder what it could mean? I know! I guess it has something to do with that giant mouse! Maybe it's trying to find a home inside the walls! My, but it seems too big for these tiny homes!

Maybe I should make a hole just right for the giant mouse to live in the school? All his cheese seems to be all over the place since he can't find anywhere to place them! How sad! I want to help!

I'm off to meet Black Miner-sensei now! I wish to help him help other people! I think it's wonderful that he wants to help people with their problems! I hope that nothing goes wrong of which I am sure would possibly not happen! I heard that Ms. Green Palm Tree was called, I hope that I may be able to help her in whatever situation she may be in! Maybe she and Black Miner-sensei can even help me make a giant hold for the mouse to live in!

[OOC: My god. Someone shoot me. I managed to connect Bonta-kun, bullet holes and the cheese together in one swoop. *brain gets eaten by Kafuka* Sorry if it's so long. Kafuka-muse is back. I'm so positive right now, I could puke. I've been gone so much, I missed a lot. *makes up with huge ass post*]

Ara! It's another wonderful day! I hope that this time, Mr. Pink Supervisor would be back from his journey! School is getting kind of dull without his antics! At least, I'm not going hungry anymore since I don't have to pay him to call him Mr. Pink Supervisor now!

I wonder if Mr. Black Miner wouldn't mind me hanging out with him again since Itoshiki-sensei is still missing! I'm sure he'd like my assistance of helping the other students understand the beauty and wonder of the world and life! Maybe he can also help me learning a little in science, ehe! I still think that it's possible that humans can receive super powers as long as they tried their best to obtain them!

I hope that there are new students too since it's fun meeting new people~ Sagara-san and Kaname-san seem to be having trouble again! Ara! I'm sure that they're just trying to protect the school from aliens!

I think I saw a robot outside my window, one time.

[walks towards her class, her skirt swaying against the curiously strong wind]

I wonder if Purple Accountant-san has finally confessed his love! I'm sure that he's probably together with that person now~ My, I wonder if he'll be my classmate this semester! I'm positive that today will be a good day!

I hope that coffee bread in the cafeteria is still available~

[OOC: Strikes are just her mumblings, you may or may not hear it, depends how close to her you are.]

Ara! Someone seems to have left their arrows on my door~ I'm sure they would want to have them back!

They seem to be completely lodged~ I wonder if whoever put them wanted to put them here. Ara! Could it be Cupid-san? He must've left his arrows here for me to use and help him make everyone in the mansion fall in love!

[successfully removes them but falls on her bottom. In the nick of time, an arrow shoots just slightly past her face and lands on the floor]

My, there's seems to be a lot of them coming from everywhere~ There seems to be a lot of people who got struck already as I can see that they're visiting other people like they're in a hurry~ How wonderful it is for people to be able to confess their love!

That's right! Purple Accountant-san needs help! With this, I'm sure he can be able to confess his love! This must have happened for a reason!

[gets up and hurriedly goes to his room]

[OOC: XD I doubt Kafuka ever gets hurt. At least, I've never saw her been hurt in the manga but she gets sick like everyone else.]

Oh my! It seems that the fire has finally ended! It really IS quite unfortunate but at least I've been seeing a lot of people smile now! I guess some people just think that fires are nuisances! Although, I'm sure that some of the people might miss the fire! Maybe that person would start another fire again in the future~

It's been a wonderful first day for me here! Everyone is just so friendly and nice! I hope that Mr. Pink Supervisor could see this place as well and maybe he would become happy too!

In the end, I guess no one really noticed the fireworks I sent but it's alright because there were still some people who came anyway! Although, I think they thought more about the fire getting to the mansion rather than the delicious marshmallows. At least, there are still a lot left for everyone!

Now what should I do...?

I wonder if I can bring all of these back inside the mansion.

Well, I guess I won't know until I try!

[carries a large stack in her arms]

[accidentally trips]

Wah! Thankfully these marshmallows are still in their bags otherwise people might have to eat dirt-flavored marshmallows! It's okay! I'm sure that the center would still taste like marshmallow despite the outside!

Who knows! Someone might even like the taste of dirt! 

The fire is pretty big now! I feel so happy to know that everyone will now be safe from thieves, mosquitoes and the cold of the night air!

I feel really happy that a lot of people here are so nice and not to mention, Mr. Black Miner told me that this mansion can give me anything I want! Isn't it wonderful! Maybe in this mansion I can fulfill my wish of becoming a god!

I wonder where Mr. Pink Supervisor is though, perhaps he has gone back home again! Ah well, I'm sure that fate will be bound to bring us together again! Maybe he's just trying to get taller again! Whichever may be the case, I'm sure that he is fine and is thinking about my wellbeing~!

[watches the clumps of clovers burst into huge flames]

[packet of marshmallows and twigs appear in front of her feet]

My, how wonderful! Just what I've wanted!

[roasts marshies in the fire]

Let's see~ What campfire song shall I sing?

[OOC ADDITION: Apparently Kafuka has set some fireworks for everyone to see and hear as they make really terrible random noises like the telephone's ring or the lion's roar. Also, they also bring about colorful yet tasteless images of random things like staplers and an old man selling muffins.

XD Knock yourself out loves!]

Ara? What's this about a fire?

That can't be!

A person wouldn't go as low as to burn such wonderful creations of Kamisama into ashes for nothing!

I KNOW! Maybe he's just trying to warm everyone! I'm sure that in his heart, he just wanted to protect people from the cold at night! How thoughtful! I'll help make a warm fire for everyone too!

People here are so nice! Isn't it wonderful! I think that Kamisama has brought me here to experience the kindness of everyone in this mansion!

Does anyone have any matches?